-=- Blague du jour -=- =-Chark Bnokta Dialak-= -=- galik hada wa7ed sbitare dyal dyal l7oma9e, jabou lihom kola wa7ed jarida o khalwahom, kola wa7ed ach ka ydire chi ka y9ate3e fiha chi klaha, ila wa7ed sat chad ljarida o ka ychpuf fiha, ja 3andou tbib galih ach ka dire a weldi, galih ka ntale3e, tbib chak fih ra sa7e, ghbar wa7ed sa3a o rja3 3andou l9ah ba9i ka ychouf fiha, galih ach ka dire, galih lemssati, ka nazel
-=- gale lik fwa7ed sbitare lmajanine, wa7ed lemsetti 3te9 wa7ed kane ghadi yeghre9 fla piscine, ewa lmoudire 3red 3lih we gale lih: rak beyyenti lina bi2annaka b3a9lek mnine 3te9ti sa7bek lli kane ayeghre9, dakchi 3lach ttafe9na bach ntel9ouk, gha dak sa7bek lli 3te9ti meskine nta7er had ssba7 l9inah 9ajj rassou be7bele. wehowa yejawbou lakhour: walla rah manta7erch, rah gha ana lli nchertou yenchef-=- hada wa7ed m7eshash, tab3ah stafet w howa harban kayjerri, kayadkhol lihoum f drouba dewakh8oum, felekhar 3ya w howa tem jay galihoum : "drari, ana 3yiit tal ghedda w nkemlou"....-=- hada wa7ed kheyna kan kayt7eshash meziane fel bit dialou 3amer dokhan, sonna lbab nad bash y7al, w howa yetssate7 m3a lwalida dialou kant hzaa sinya ta7 koulshi therras, whia tghewat 3lih :"a malek masheftinish?" howa yjawbha : "la sheftek, walakin mab9itsh 3a9el fiin.... -=- 8ada wa7d lgroupe dyal l7chaychiya mchaw yseydou jrad. wa7d fi8om chaf l'helicoptere jaya, o 8owa y9ol li8om:wa 8rbo a lmsa5et, ra mhome jat (z3ma 3la jrad) -=- hadi wa7ed lmra galsa hia o rajlha fe sta7 dial darhom. o 7atine 60dh dyal ZETLA "l7chich" taytkiyfo. wa7ed sa3a sona lbab dyal dar. lmra galt:nari ymken rajli ja. rajlha gal:nari 9wedtha o howa ytla7 mn sta7-=- hada 1 moul taxi m7eshash meziane, we9fato 1 lemra, sewelha :"a fin ghadia a lalla?" jawbato:"ghir lmarchi centrale 3afak" howa ygoliha :"iwa siri omat3ati-=- Hadou jouj taytkayfou l7chich 9ddam lmraya. aranna wa7d gal llakor : "Chkoun douk jouj lli galssin 9baltna ?" gallih lakhor : "llahw3lam !! namchi nsawalhoum ?" gallih :"Sir sir chouf !" yallah ja lakhor nayd whouwa ygoullih :"Safi Safi ghi glass hahouwa jay !!!!!!!!!"J@LW@P
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